I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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