Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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