Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
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