Whatever my ex gf's roomates talked shit about me so I jizzed in their shampoo bottle one night
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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