There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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