U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
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Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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