Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
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