She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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