She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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