You're my little dorito
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
Will exercising make me less horny?
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