It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
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