I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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