anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
why does every cop we meet know your name?
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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