By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
i just fell asleep masturbating. I'm no longer surprised i'm single. I can't even pleasure myself.
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
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