when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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