Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
i took a field sobriety test yesterday. a crowd gathered, watched me pass it and applauded. then the cops arrested me because i took a bow and fell over.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
Randomize
