Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
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