Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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