I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
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