Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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