How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
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