Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
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