She announced her abortion via fbk
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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