can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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