You can't motorboat a personality
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
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