sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
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