when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
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