I'm drive I can fine osifer
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
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