Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
Randomize
