doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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