kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
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