i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
I think a kid would responsible me up
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
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