You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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