I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
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