you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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