is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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