People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
Pro tip: When you spend the afternoon banging your boss, don’t meet your mother-in-law for dinner if you still smell like cum and watermelon flavored lube
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