You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
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