New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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