butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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