We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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