no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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