My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
you traded sex for a burrito?
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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