We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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