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She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
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