I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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