My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I bought a goldfish, named it after my ex-girlfriend, and let it die. It's really the little things in life.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
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