was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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