The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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