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he shaved USA in his pubs
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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