I must be too annoying 4 u.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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