I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
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