i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
mike has just informed me of all the things he would put in his pussy if he was a woman. this includes door stops, power drills & g.i. joes.
"and then my dad would be all like 'hey mike, where's the remote?'"
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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