just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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